Alcohol vs marijuana

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Nicki Minaj to host this year’s MTV EMAS on November 9, 2014.


drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

Rate My Professor. 


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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Is it usual, what it is between us when I touch you?  No, this isn’t´s different 

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Step 1, discredit the witnesses.
Step 2, introduce a new suspect.
Step 3, we bury the evidence.
We throw so much information at the jury that they walk into the deliberation room with one overwhelming feeling…doubt. That’s how you get away with murder.

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i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me 

  • Bella: I know what you are
  • Edward: say it
  • Bella: ... problematic